it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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