What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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