Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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