Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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