We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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