drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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