i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
