Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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