My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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