the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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