Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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