Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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