like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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