at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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