Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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