Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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