Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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