theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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