I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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