Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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