try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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