My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
God, I missed his penis.
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