hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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