Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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