idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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