I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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