On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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