Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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