he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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