Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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