i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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