I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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