going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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