you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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