In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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