you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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