I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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