You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
