We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
