Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Bring me that man meat
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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