Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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