Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
