The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Drunk is not a location!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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