you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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