i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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