it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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