Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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