Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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