I want to make a zoo with you.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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