I want to have your abortion
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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