so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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