brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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