seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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