shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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